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going on the Rick Springfield cruise tomorrow.

i feel really weird about it, but i'm wasting no time in getting drunk to cope.

Jordan and I ate a fish restaurant.  The jukebox was playing retarded 80s boner music.  I ate dolphin.  Dolphin.  Dolphin.

Dolphin.

came back to the hotel my grandpa wrote the blueprints for and drank 40 ounces and listened to The Small Faces, The Faces, The Lemonheads, Steel Panther, The Protomen, The Rolling Stones, and metal guitar solos on youtube.

sung heavy metal songs and air guitared heavy metal songs.

we played heavy metal and air guitared heavy metal songs in my grandpa's hotel.

it is such a fucking rad hotel.